Greta was in mid air-kick when she heard the barking, which startled her so much that she fumbled the move and fell to the ground on her back...the ideal opportunity for Spike!
GRETA: Uh oh!
Greta tried holding her hands out in front of Spike to try and stop him, but failed, as he then began licking her face, covering it completely in dog slobber.
GRETA: Tehahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hey! Cut that out! That tickles!
Spike was already captivated by her Frontier flavor, and only kept going with his slobbery assault.
GRETA: Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously! Stohohohohohop!
Spike then noticed that Greta's face was turning red from laughing so much, and proceeded to back off momentarily, as she began to catch her breath.
GRETA: *breathing heavily* That was something...